You know you're a Redneck (to the highest degree)
"What? What the hell is this?" I spun off another handful of toilet paper.
"What brand is this? It's definitely NOT Charmin." I examined the thin one ply tissue I held in my hand. Yuck.
"Oh! That was in my truck. I brought it in today." replied The Hubs.
"Oh- good- then you didn't BUY a bunch of this. I was worried for a second there."
"Nope- I found it in the parking lot down at Dumont's"
I had already wiped before he said that and I just sat there for a minute - stunned.
"Wait a minute... you mean someone dropped a package of toilet paper and you picked it up?"
"NO- it was just one roll."
"You mean one roll that was wrapped in plastic, right?"
"No- it was just sitting there... like someone might have been using it for something and it fell out of their vehicle."
I just shook my head in disgust but my asshole and vajayjay joined forces and punched him in the head.
4 peasants gossiping:
Did this have anything to do with the pizza`s? Let`s take a lookzy, uncut Pizza, roll of toilet paper unused? in the same parking lot, where the uncut pizza came from. Could be, ya never know?
you think someone was using the toilet while they cooked the pizza?! LOL
Yes the same person who did not wipe, did not slice the pizza.
OMG...I can not believe you Mike...you have got to let things like this go...should of left it in your truck...Kathy...did you jump in a hot tub...my goodness now he is not doing this to offend is he...hehehe....
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